Aries – Felicity Merriman (Revolutionary War Betch)
Much like you, Aries, Felicity Merriman is active af. She’ s training horses, she’ s making pals, and she ’ s subtle associated with the American Revolution. Like you, Felicity is wayyy too ADD to stay with something, and turns from withstanding bullies one minute to assisting some old person called Jiggy Nye (relatively specific this is a 90s Will Smith track, however fine) stopped alcohol the next. She’ s among the OG American Girl dolls makings her a leader, and much of her series concentrates on her mom’ s desperate efforts to make her more “ ladylike, ” which I ’ m sure you can connect to.
Taurus-Kristen Larson(Pioneer Betch)
Kristen’ s entire “ thing ” is striving, so it ’ s quite clear why she and Taurus are a best match. And absolutely nothing states “ Earth indication ” more than being a Swedish Midwesterner living on a farm. Unlike Corinne, Kristen likes farm tasks (gross), and invests her leisure time finding out English, making pals, and being pissed that her moms and dads are having another infant and damageding her convenience levels (similar to you when confronted with any small trouble). Unfortunate to state, Kristen is primarily a really dull great lady, however just a Taurus would ever have the persistence to produce her fancy braid crown, so the 2 are a match made in paradise.
Gemini – Ccile Rey and Marie-Grace Gardner (Antebellum Betches)
Ccile Rey and Marie-Grace are the only dolls who come as a set (I suggest, you still need to spend for 2 different dolls, AG is absolutely nothing if not remarkably pricey), which is ideal for Geminis who can’ t ever comprise their damn mind. Done having fun with Marie-Grace? NP, Ccile is here to relieve your dullness. Personality-wise, Ccile is more outbound, whereas Marie-Grace is
friendless a loner, so they completely mirror a Gemini’ s socialite status one week however hermit way of life the next. Essenzialmente, they’ re 2 various individuals, therefore are you, Gemini.
Cancro – Josefina Montoya (Mexican-American War Betch)
Cancers are the mom’ s betches of the zodiac, and being consumed with that her mother is dead is actually the main concern of Josefina’ s life(easy to understand). Provided that wild goats, snakes, and random males with weapons wander the Mexican countryside near Josefina’ s house, she prefers to remain inside, something a Cancer can certainly associate with. She’ s likewise not so into the entire “ satisfying brand-new individuals” thing, and is much better simply cooling with her aunties and siblings, aka “ not branching off,” which is Cancer ’ s specialized.
Leo – One Of Those Dolls That Looks Like You
Voglio dire, begin Leo, tu’ re not going to spend a fuckton of loan for a doll who doesn’ t appear like you. Who tf does that? You have no interest in pretending to be from other periods, due to the fact that those ages are certainly inferior to the existing age, as evidenced by the truth that you put on’ t reside in them. Those ages didn’ t have social media, which suggests your doll doesn’ t have any of the opportunities you like and understand for getting attention. Undesirable. tu’ ll take
a doll that may come to life and presume your identity appear like you and brings a cellular phone, thanks.
Virgo – Addy Walker (Reconstruction Era Betch)
Virgos are everything about being arranged and keeping shit subtle, and absolutely nothing needs more subtle company than leaving fucking slavery (See: The Underground Railroad). Addy Walker is the baddest betch in the OG American Girl collection due to the fact that like, she’ s in fact done some quite unbelievable shit, however you wouldn’ t understand it because– like you, Virgo– Addy doesn’ t requirement that attention. She’ s simply going to keep her shit on the DL and keep operating at Mrs. Ford ’ s boutique till next thing you understand, her line is the most popular thing at the 1870s variation of New York Fashion Week. Essenzialmente, tu’ re both eliminating it, and wear’ t require any of the drama that surrounds the more “ popular ” dolls.
Libra-Kit Kittredge( Depression Era Betch)
Libras are everything about fairness, and Kit Kittredge doesn ’ t believe it ’ s really fucking reasonable that her household has no cash due to the fact that of the Great Depression. Libras are interested by “ balance and balance, ” and it was an absence of both these 2 components that triggered the stock exchange to crash on October 24th, 1929. In order to make it through the Depression, Kit will have to work well with others and discover inner peace, 2 things Libras are fantastic at. Abigail Breslin played her in the motion picture variation, which is neither here nor there, however is quite cool.
Scorpio-Kaya (Pre-Colonial Betch)
Scorpios are understood for being quite fucking wild, and no one is more wild than Kaya, the pre-colonial Native American betch whose desire to do whatever tf she desires gets her abducted in her breakout book,. Kaya likewise gets the label “ Magpie ” due to her “ rash actions, ” and repercussions due to rash actions are absolutely nothing brand-new to a Scorpio. Truthfully, I ’d start calling you “ Magpie ” too if I didn ’ t understand you ’d absolutely turn out.
Sagittarius-Samantha Parkington(Turn Of The Century Betch)
Congrats, Sagittarius! You are Samantha Parkington, the betchiest of all the American Girl dolls. Don’t hesitate to inform your mommy. Droops love to take a trip, and nobody is more set to take a trip the world than Samantha, who comes and is both abundant af with a range of Instagram-ready holiday looks that would def make all the other American Girls envious. Similar to you, Samantha is understood for asking a fuckload of concerns and stating whatever she desires, like asking her bad pal Nellie why she ’ s so damn bad in.
Capricorn-Molly McIntire(World War II Era Betch)
Capricorns are understood for being efficient and accountable, and no one is much better arranged than Molly McIntire, who actually tracks the motions of soldiers in WWII from her bed room. Sicuro, we have actually stated Molly a “ narc, ” however like, narc-ness is type of among your most charming qualities. Capricorns can likewise be type of bleak and anticipate the worst, and I truthfully can ’ t think about anything more bleak than an 11-year-old lady who pretends to do bomb drills in her mommy ’ s basement. Yikes.
Aquarius -Julie Albright (Hippie Betch)
This one is simple. Aquarians are certainly represented by Julie Albright, the hippie betch. Not just does she represent all your progressive perfects (like not shaving throughout of winter season), she shares your actually outrageous mood, as evidenced in the book, when she turns out at her cousins for stating she ’ s bad at horseback riding. You wouldn ’ t take that shit, Aquarius, and neither did Julie.
Pisces -Maryellen Larkin(1950s Era Betch)
Maryellen doesn ’ t mean the 1950s ’ bullshit, particularly bigotry versus Italians, which is simply exactly what a caring, generous, 1950s-era Pisces would do. Maryellen likewise shares Pisces ’ creativity and love of art, and intends to one day be a designer one day which is v stylish of her. Pisces likewise have the tendency to have a victim complex, which Maryellen def has after contracting Polio in the 1952 epidemic. Sicuro, her victimhood is a bit more legitimate than yours, however you can utilize her to assist resolve a few of that anger you felt when you needed to enjoy for a good friend who got skinnier than you.