Is It About The Pasta? An Investigation

    Even if you wear’ t watch , you ’ ve most likely heard about/seen the renowned “ it ’ s not about the pasta ” minute in Monday ’ s episode . Long story brief(ish), here’ s what triggered this minute of award-worthy tv: 1) Lala made a joke about consuming James ’ sweetheart ’ s pasta; 2 )James got pissed and tore into Lala ’ s relationship with “ the fat guy ”(drunk-James code for Lala’ s rather questionable partner ); 3)Lala stormed out and James tried to drunkenly “ say sorry ” while suffering a little stroke by shouting over and over that it was not, in truth, about the pasta. Because 99%of exactly what the cast states is a straight-out lie (and I have a tough time thinking that Lala ’ s consumed a single carbohydrate in the previous years), I ’ ve set out to address theburning concern of our generation the previous 72 hours– was it about the pasta, or nah?? Here ’ s what I learnt.

    It ’ s At Least A Little About The Pasta

    Since the episode aired, James has actually backed method off his initial position, tweeting the following on Tuesday: “ When I state ‘ it ’ s not about the pasta ’ it had to do with really pasta and the reality lala packed her confront with all my women food without regret is the factor I got piss in the very first location k. ”

    When I state “ it ’ s not about the pasta ” it had to do with in fact pasta and the

    This tweet is bothering for 2 factors: it continues ’ s current pattern of getting method too included with exactly what other individuals are consuming,

    and it shows that James is physically incapable of selecting a side. If we take him at his word here, it does make a specific quantity of sense that James would be enough of a possessive weirdo to take offense on his sweetheart ’ s behalf here. Keep in mind when he protected Kristen flying because lady from Miami? If it appears like his sweetheart has actually been mistreated, he goes quite nuts. In the sense that it began this huge battle, yeah, it may be about the pasta.

    “ Pasta ” Might Be A Code Word For Cocaine

    BUT– in an enjoyable twist, the word pasta may not in fact describe pasta. Lots of people have actually now declared that pasta is the cast code word for drug, which would support my carb-free Lala theory. TBH, anybody who ’ s seen an episode of would be not likely to question the concept that they most likely do a reasonable quantity of coke, though Ariana in especially appears determined on resolving the “ pasta as drug ” theory. She ’ s tweeted about it 3 times because Monday ’ s episode, asserting that “ there is a word for blow and pasta ain ’ t it, ” then “ The. Scene. Isn ’ t. About. Blow. Why does nobody pay attention to me when I offer the responses, ” and lastly “ My tweet legit states pasta isn ’ t a code word tho? ”

    There is a word for blow and pasta ain’ t it.

    — ‍ Ariana Madix(@ariana2525) January 23, 2018

    The. Scene. Isn ’ t. About. Blow. Why does nobody listen

    My tweet legit states pasta isn ’ t a code word tho?

    So to start with, Ariana doth demonstration method excessive for somebody who had no participation in the initial story, and these tweets appear like bit more than her method of revealing to the world that she ’ s incredibly cool and certainly does all the drugs. My brand-new theory upon checking out these tweets is that the rest of the cast does utilize “ pasta ” as a code word, however informed Ariana something various since she ’ s too irritating to do drugs with.( Though Kristen rejects “pasta”is a code word too. )

    PastaGate Has Ruined James and Lala ’ s Friendship

    Whether it had to do with the pasta or not, this battle has actually had an enduring result this small, powerful, wannabe ghetto duo(Lala and James, to be clear). On January 22, Lala required to Twitter stating she ’ s “ regretfully grieving the loss of [their] relationship, ” which “ rewatching ” and “ reliving it ” has actually made it too agonizing to continue her relationship with James.

    James tweeted an hour later on, stating in a since-deleted tweet that he “ awakened today absolutely blindsided by Lala informing me she is distancing herself from me, ” putting in the time to shit on Kristen and Katie and how Lala “ pretends like she ’ s buddies ” with them and take more chance ats Lala with his signoff of “ perhaps we can talk simply the 2 people rather of blasting me on twitter:/. ”

    So, while it might have looked like James and Lala were movinged towards reconciliation as the season continues, it looks like the airing of this video simply reversed any of James ’ apology texts because. To be reasonable, he stated a great deal of shit that would be humiliating for countless individuals to become aware of your relationship, and he ’ s now confessed himself that he stated those things due to the fact that she took Raquel ’ s pasta. As well as though Lala was a little annoying/bitchy when making the pasta remark(and whether it ’ s pasta or “ pasta ”-RRB-, nobody is worthy of tohave a whiskey-ed up James shouting in their face like that, and I totally support her in taking a little time far from the white Kanye West.

    So: Is it about the pasta? As far as exposing and triggering a battle James ’ rage concerns, def. For the long lasting impacts of this battle, meh– in the words of Mr. Kennedy, IT ’ S NOT ABOUT THE PASTA.

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