Where will you be on the Fourth of July?
Alex Jones believes Americans will be battling in a vicious fight over avocados and soy milk. The typically disgraced conspiracy theorist and self-proclaimed “efficiency artist” declared that Democrats are preparing to introduce a civil war on Independence Day in a tweet on Monday.
In the video Jones published, he ranted that “facility publications” that interact with the federal government rather of the public “started to establish a strategy” utilizing civil discontent and “racial strife” in order to “require Trump out.”
OK, Alex. Maybe he misinterpreted the yearly fireworks shows as “civil discontent.”
But his effort at riling up the general public was developed into a patriotic meme as Twitter users pictured where they would be if a 2nd civil war broke out.
Please permit me to unburden my soul. Previously, at the Battle of Two Scoops, I eliminated an opponent soldier, a young lad who might not have actually been a day over 19. His last words will haunt me for the rest of my life: “ Womp Womp. ” #secondcivilwarletters
— Ranjit Arab (@NotARaja) July 3, 2018
Twitter users reacted withthe hashtag #SecondCivilWarLetters, joking about fighting incels and looking for Starbucks safe homes.
A short skirmish the other day versus the 24th Kek Company, 3rd Incel Batallion ended in a dreadful massacre, though their leader sent out a Gab post alerting us that he had actually studied the blade. The field is a scary of blooded waifu pillows. #secondcivilwarletters
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) July 3, 2018
Like the correspondence in between soldiers and their liked ones throughout the “very first” American Civil War, Twitter users kept their partners and relative published with updates from the cutting edge of fight.
My Dearest Children,
We have actually handled to inhabit the chick-fil-a and catch and Hobby Lobby. Our intent is to make the opponent consume gay sandwiches and do gay crafts.
With much love,
Your libtard mom #SecondCivilWarLetters
— Jenerator trump hater