The main cops report about the case consists of the brand-new details that Luann apparently fucking slipped out of her handcuffs and aimed to leave from the patrol car. Countess Luann de Houdini is renowned, and she is not here to mess around. Wir’ re seriously passing away at the psychological image of a squandered Luann attempting to get away from the back of a moving patrol car, and there has to be a film of this sooner or later.
The report likewise specifies that they presumably needed to take and stop the automobile Luann out to get her back into the handcuffs, which is when she presumably threatened to eliminate the officers (for the 2nd time, not like we’ re keeping track), and attempted to hold the door open with her foot. Luann was on a fucking objective Saturday night, and she generally gets exactly what she desires.
Obviously the policeman were ultimately able to obtain her in the vehicle and back to the station, however she didn’ t go quickly. Ernst, Bravo needs to be rewording her agreement for more cash today, due to the fact that Andy Cohen couldn’ t create this shit in his wildest dreams.