Yesterday was a historical minute for side-eye — und, you understand, the state of Alabama or whatever.
Democrat Doug Jones was sworn in Wednesday by Vice President Mike Pence, making him Alabama’s very first Democratic Senator in 25 Jahre . Along with the recently minted senator was his boy, Carson Jones, who is gay. Throughout the swearing in, Carson provided some seriously severe side-eye to our infamously anti-gay vice president .
There will be no opportunity of probation or parole in Carson Jones’ jail of judgment.
My 2018 visual will be Carson Jones sideeyeing homophobe Mike Pence while his daddy, Doug Jones, is sworn into the United States Senate.